''Why?'', you ask

Because you let me, because my dick is bigger than yours, and because I can.

The point of the matter is that when my attitude kicks in, mother fuckers step off and let me pull my brazen bullshit while they sit back and watch my magic in fucking awe. Cause deep down inside, you want to fucking be me.

Why do I get away with walking into the bar and kissing every girl I talk to? Because they let me, they want me to. Why don't their boyfriends step to me? Because they secretly love the fact that I'm able to do it. Shit, they want to do it, too.

So the real question is, "why don't you?"

Because......

your a punk. Let me rephrase, you're a scared pussy ass punk. Because you're afraid of being me and running into me. Because you know without a doubt that even though I can pull this shit, you beef with me and I'm gunna fuckin chip you hard. That's why you can't do it.

It's time to wake the fuck up world, the fear of doing some shit and getting "hurt" is petty. Mother fuck fuck it, do that shit, take the chance and pull some off the wall shit you don't think you can get away with. Have some balls, kiss someone in a bar because you can, break a fuckin beer bottle and laugh at that shit. Grab that pretty person and tell them how hot they are. Fuck, if your only gonna live once, do it with style.

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