The punchline

So it would seem that I do this website with one real purpose, to try and figure out the punchline to god's little joke concerning my life. Every morning I wake up to the sound of a rimshot and the laughter of the audience, and I still don't get it. What's the punchline here?

I never believed I was into S&M;, but it turns out that reality is a cruel Mistress, and I'm her bitch. Bound and gagged by the ridiculous constraints of conventional wisdom that says "live well and prosper", all the while being punished for the self-same acts of being a rather decent person and always taking the high road.

Well FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, & FUCK THE ALMIGHTY STANDUP HEAVENLY IMPROV SHOW.

Hey, it's about time, too; I only had to travel 2700 miles (4345.23 Kilometers for those of you from FT. Simpson NT) to figure it out. I am gods schtick man, his monkey on a chain, and when he grinds the organ, I dance.

Ahh, the beautiful sounds of self loathing and internalized hatred, resentment of the people around me, and all the pseudo-psychological bullshit that seem to be good for ones soul.

While I'm in no mood to go completely into the story, let this be a lesson to you all. Don't Take the High Road!!!! Don't Live Well !!!!! Don't Be Nice & Sweet and Kind!!!
Be a prick, live the rough life, push the envelope and be dirty disgusting and nasty.. You'll only take it up the ass every fucking time and always live to regret it. And that comes from a guy that has never had a single regret in his life.