Sex & Pizza
Author
analogknight
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- Even when its bad; no, its just bad
- Sex should never be crusty, ever
- Red sauce is always a bonus
- Both should involve meat
- Pizza is better cold
- Both are good for breakfast
- You go out for either after beer
- Only pizza should have cheese
- Pizza gets thrown away when its wet
- Licking your fingers after either is in bad taste
- The messier the better
- The greasier well not so good
- Neither should give you diarrhea
- There should not be hair on your pizza
- Sex shouldnt burn the roof of your mouth